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Trump to rebuild Deathstar

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Donald Trump vows to rebuild the DeathStar and make the Rebels pay for it…

Trump – ” We will rebuild the DeathStar. It will be beautiful, a beautiful Deathstar. It will be amazing, so amazing that no one will not like us. That’s the problem. No one in the Galaxy respects us. I mean a couple of teenagers flying goofing around and blow up the greatest piece of real estate in the galaxy. Really, who would respect us? But believe me after we build the new DeathStar people all over the galaxy will respect us… even the Sandpeople and no one likes them. I mean look at them,what’s there to like. In fact the next DeathStar I already have the plans and this time we’re going to build a wall, not just any wall it’s going to be a an energy shield around the entire DeathStar. I just made a deal with my friends on Endor and I have many many friends on Endor, to secure a location for this shield. Believe me it will be great. We’ll make the Empire great again.”

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