Strong quake rocks DC
A 5.8 earthquake shook the eastern seaboard today. People ran into the streets from DC to New York City. The only comment out of DC on the fault causing the quake was, they believe it was “Bush’s Fault”. Luckily the president was on vacation playing golf so was in no danger.

Vice President Biden was also out of the country in China and asked China to assist in cleanup of the earthquake and tsunami. He’s quoted as saying an earthquake in DC is a “Big ******g Deal.”
Hurricane Irene
Next disaster on the list for the US is hurricane Irene set to hit in a few days.
Earthquakes and Hurricanes – reminds you of that REM song huh?
$$$ Current US National Debt $$$
$14,643,539,000,000
You Owe – $46,925
Good News for the Day
Obama is on vacation, Biden is in China and DC went home early for the day.
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