The other night at the kitchen table Obama called a meeting between Michelle, Sasha, and Malia. The girls had done so well in school Obama felt it was time to increase their allowance. Much to the girl’s delight they learned their allowance would go from $50 a week to $1,000 a week! After the short speech the Obama’s enjoyed a dinner from the organic garden.
And Now… The Rest of the Story
Later that evening Michelle scheduled a meeting with Barack on the back porch. Normally he doesn’t like to be disturbed during his social networking and smoking time but he agreed to meet with her. She felt $1,000 was a bit much for the girl’s allowance, especially when she only gets 27 assistants and a trip to Spain. Feeling something was not right Obama went back to the speech writers who wrote the “Allowance Speech” and discovered something interesting. Sasha and Malia knew the password, “Kenya”, to the teleprompter computer. The girls secretly hacked in and changed $100 to $1,000 increasing their allowance tenfold.
Well Obama was beside himself. After all these years, the girls came across as smart sweet little girls and yet they had lied and cheated to steal his money! Obama texted for Michelle to come immediately. She was also shocked.
Well moments later the Obama’s met with Sasha and Malia to discuss the matter. Here’s a short transcript from Obama’s impromptu speech;
“Sasha and uh, uh, uh (Michelle – ‘Malia’), yeah Malia. Today… you did something, uh, uh, I am, very [pause] surprised about. You… not only broke the law, but you [pause] lied… cheated… and [pause] stole from us. I [pause] am SO PROUD OF YOU!”
Obama celebrates new allowance with girls
Obama was so proud of the girls, he decided to tack on another zero to the $1,000 and raise their allowance to $10,000! In a final gesture of goodwill he told Tim Geithner to lower the girls ‘allowance tax rate’ to 60% for this year. In January, however, it will return to the normal 85%.
Just another night with at the Obama’s.
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