NO MORE OIL!
Because of the current oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico I have decided to give up my dependence on oil. I have purchased one of the new green technology solar cars.
The car itself was only $99.96 plus tax but it only came with a 9V solar panel. Being the muscle car type I opted to go all out and get Solar Turbo option. I added a megawatt inverter, 28 solar panels, the solar towing package, and the wind turbine for just $136,000 more. The 110V outlet came with the trailer package. It will be good for charging my iPod.
I am also a rep for the company selling the turbo package if you are interested. All I require is half down. Please make all payments in gold.
See you on the highway, in my rear view mirror! Ha! Shit, it doesn’t have one.
So says….Sir Jager