Gilligan’s “Mary Ann” caught with pot

by SirJager on January 4, 2012

Yes it finally happened. Sweet little Mary Ann got busted. Dawn Wells was arrested for reckless driving. When she was pulled over the officer found marijuana in her car. The possession charges were dropped and she was hit up with a reckless driving charge.

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The professor in front of one of his labs.

The professor in front of one of his labs.

And for all of you shocked that Mary Ann was caught with pot in her car, what the hell do you think “The Professor” was making in those bamboo pipes all those years? “The Professor” was running a meth lab on the island. The Skipper had been running for “The Professor” for many years. Hell, why do you think they never called his name? It was always “The Professor”.

As for Ginger she was really an actress porn star hooked on the stuff and Thurston Howell was her pimp.

Why do you think these guys never left the island?

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