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Trump to rebuild Deathstar

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Donald Trump vows to rebuild the DeathStar and make the Rebels pay for it…

Trump – ” We will rebuild the DeathStar. It will be beautiful, a beautiful Deathstar. It will be amazing, so amazing that no one will not like us. That’s the problem. No one in the Galaxy respects us. I mean a couple of teenagers flying goofing around and blow up the greatest piece of real estate in the galaxy. Really, who would respect us? But believe me after we build the new DeathStar people all over the galaxy will respect us… even the Sandpeople and no one likes them. I mean look at them,what’s there to like. In fact the next DeathStar I already have the plans and this time we’re going to build a wall, not just any wall it’s going to be a an energy shield around the entire DeathStar. I just made a deal with my friends on Endor and I have many many friends on Endor, to secure a location for this shield. Believe me it will be great. We’ll make the Empire great again.”

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Who remembers this?

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Anyone remember using this browser?
Anyone remember what company got Mosaic?

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Laahueser of the Week – Bengals Defense Punks

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Congrats to the Cincinnati Bengals Punk Defense for ruining their season.

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Play of Game – Birmingham Bowl

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In the much sought after Birmingham Bowl, the Auburn Tigers had easy pickins with opponent Memphis.

But it was Memphis player Reggis Ball who actually had “The Play of The Game”.
Ball, not to be confused with ‘the ball’, tackled an Auburn equipment manager and stole the football from him. Amatuer video from Russell Smith shows Ball on top of equipment manager holding him on ground and taking the football. Ball then ran for his longest run of his career weaving in and out of spectators screaming wildly and flipping the bird to the crowd.

Ball taking Ball while tackling Auburn ball boy.

Ball taking Ball while tackling Auburn ball boy.

Ball races into end zone

Ball races into end zone

After the play, teammates stopped Ball and told him game was already over but Ball kept mumbling Sean Astin over and over…
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When asked about the play Memphis coaches responded – “Well he’s not that great of a player and that’s the biggest play he’s made all year. The fact he’s so small and can tackle the ball boy and take the ball away really amazed us. He even ran it to the endzone”

The Gazette managed to catch up with Ball to discuss the play.
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Reggis Ball interview after Birmingham Bowl – “well i was like this is it, and that movie Rudy, you know Rudy, Rudy, Rudy was in my head and I just was like you know, my bros depending on me and I just like you know went for it and when that Auburn guy had the ball my instincts just kicked in, you know how that works, and like you know ‘Rudy, Rudy, Rudy’ was going and the rest was like you know. So when I got the ball and ran for the end zone, you know, I was like holding my hand up like Rudy,,, na it wasn’t like disrespect cause I saw that movie, you know uh Woodward er you know yea Woodlawn with Tony Namath who’s my hero except for Rudy  and I was just pointin to the lord like in that movie, not Rudy, Woodlawn you know my hand was hurt so I could only use my one finger. I’m gonna put ball, not me but football on eBay and give proceeds to Tony Namath foundation”

Cover of "Rudy (+ BD Live) [Blu-ray]"

Cover of Rudy (+ BD Live) [Blu-ray]

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The Death Star may have been destroyed but didn’t we forget about something.

 

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The Dawn of Man

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The Dawn of Man

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Sorry if I offended you with my Sweet Tea

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I recently posted an article about michelle obama’s campaign to get rid of Sweet Tea. Apparently she has some biased against Southerners or just does not understand the South. Taking away a southerners Sweet Tea would be like trying to pry a gun from their hands, it’s not going to happen.

So, all you yuppies out there grab your lattes and Calf’s liver with shad roe and leeks… While here in the south we’ll be sipp’n on a cold glass of Sweet Tea …in a mason jar.

I hope my posting a harmless picture of real Southern Sweet Tea doesn’t offend anyone…

Sweet Tea in a Ball Mason Jar... ummmm um.

Sweet Tea in a Ball Mason Jar… ummmm um.

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Fib-it! – Never lose a FitBit challenge

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Fib-it!  Only $10

For only $10 / 1000 steps you can now top your friends in your FitBit challenge. Why only take 10,000 steps a day when you can take 20,000 or even 50,000!
Yes for only a penny a step you can keep your friends up all night pacing the floor. But you have a secret… Fib-It!

Actual User Testimonials

John - "I use to spend my days pacing the floor, even running or jogging. Now with Fib-it! I've got my life back and still get over 30,000 steps a day!

John – “I use to spend my days pacing the floor, even running or jogging. Now with Fib-it! I’ve got my life back and still get over 30,000 steps a day!

Late night walking session took it's toll on Susan, until Fib-it!. Now she's managed to regain her weight loss and even catch up on a few seasons of Vikings.

Late night walking session took it’s toll on Susan, until Fib-it!. Now she’s managed to regain her weight loss and even catch up on a few seasons of Vikings.

Fib-it! only uses high quality child labor in China to keep your step cost to a minimum but your output to a maximum! Many of the kids come straight from the Apple factory early just to sneak in a “few” extra steps for you! We will even include a kit showing the child who has been assigned to your Fib-it campaign.

Chung Lee prepares for his 10 hour walk.

Chung Lee prepares for his 10 hour walk.

Fib-it! production facility in China

Fib-it! production facility in China

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Vader Crush

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Ever wonder why Vader always says “Crush the Rebellion!”

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I’m Alive post FG Kicker

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Possibly the hit of the season?

The kicker later tweeted: I’m Alive

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